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Tom:Father,our teacher does not know what a horse is.
 Father:Why do you think so,Tom?
Tom:You know,i drew a horse yesterday and showed it to the teacher.And he asked me what is was.
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Harry:Will you be angry with a boy for somethind  he didn t do?
Father:Of course,not.
Harry:Thats good.I didn t do my howework
 Father:Bob,why don t you wash your fase?I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Bob:What was it?
Father:Eggs,I think .
Bob:No Sir.That was yesterday!
Mike:Tom, your father is a teacher  and you cannot read and write.
Tom:Listen,Mike,your father is a dostor.And your little brother has no teeth